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Penises about the house

Okay, so I know where one penis is... (Darren's asleep in bed), but I lost the other! I was making a penis shaped lip balm cozy and I tried it on my lip stuff and lost it! How hard would a tiny penis be to find?! It's just up and gone. I had another tube close to that one so I could make another. It's much longer than the other one so I was going to use brown yarn. Although it's not a penis yet, it's still missing too. Grrr....

New piercing!

Woo yeah!

Beaker

I love this kaleidoscope. I need to buy more kits to make one for myself.

Vagina Day

So Lauren and Angie decided that I needed to spend time with people some time during the week. We all got together and planned to meet every Sunday. Somehow the day got named Vagina Day. We meet up and talk, eat, craft and generally talk girly crap. Today we had a major paper party. We all had seperate projects that needed to get done. I wanted to make some gifts for some friends of mine, Angie needed to make her wedding invitiations and Lauren made a "scrapbook" of the pictures customers of the costume shop have taken. It was a blast! There were glue sticks and paper bits all over. Here are the results of my endeavors for the day. They are thank you cards that some lucky preggo friend will get. When I got married and the 2nd time I got pregnant I needed lots of thank you cards and had to make them all myself. Hopefully these will alleviate some stress for the lucky mom to be.

Headache!!!

I have got a headache from hell! I was trying to learn how to blow smoke rings from directions I found on the internet. I got one third through one ciggie and got a huge mother fucking headache. I normally don't smoke them so now I feel like shit. Bleh.

I have a ton of pictures that I took of crafty stuff I've made this week, but I also took a bunch of pictures for Batty's photo challenge. I don't feel like editing fifty something pictures right now, so you all have to look at a few older crafts.

This is a TV themed package that I sent to SonjaBoo. I did the Golden Girls, The Muppets and The Closer. I made a ton of stuff that isn't pictured too, but this is the wallet, bracelet and dolls.

Fuck!

Okay, so I made a bunch more hats and stuff to sell. My MIL bought all the boring ones and requested more boring ones. I will get pics for y'all. I also have a blanket and some puppets I need to take pics of.

I have a gift for Jacki that I'm trying to finish up. Looooong over due! I'm so sorry! It's going badly right now, but if it works out it might be the coolest thing ever. I'm pretty frustrated right now, but I think it'll work out.

I'm sorry I haven't taken pictures lately. I know I should take in progress pics at least. I promise I'll get my camera out tonight and start snapping!

Other than that, I'm pretty bitchy today. Its just that a lot of things are not going the way that I hoped they would so I'm taking the opportunity to feel sorry for myself.

Damn!...

This has been the most fucked up two days ever. Well, not ever, but in recent history. I'm in a mondo bad mood, and it's freakin' 90 degrees out. I can't even craft in my craft room because it's so hot. The ac vents don't work or something in there and it's always 20 degrees hotter than the rest of the house. I'm so tired of this bullshit.
We're moving when Darren's grandma dies. We're staying here to take care of her, but when she dies we're not long for this place. Don't get me wrong. I don't want Pami to die. I'm just tired of this. My giant fat ass will definitely miss the Tex Mex food. I dunno, maybe I'll get addicted to a new kind of food. Not likely though.
I am mostly complaining about the heat and annoying shit like that right now because I'm so pissed off. I spent last night at the courthouse bailing out a dumbass friend that I don't trust. I felt like I had to last night. He's been going through major bad shit the last two days and I was the one who responded to his call for help. I felt like he would do something even more stupid or reckless than usual. He's an idiot, but I don't want him to get hurt or killed. bleh.
I finally got a kit in the mail that I ordered, but one of the pieces is missing. (this isn't the kind of project I can fudge a little) I'm hoping that I can find a piece in my craft supplies that I can use. I do believe I have one, but still. It took forever to get the package!
Oy, I know, bitch bitch bitch.... I'm sorry! I have a bunch more shit to photograph. I really hope that I can sell all the stuff I made. Boston is only a couple of months away. yikes.

Hats in the summer....

I don't know why my MIL wants specifically hats. I kind of think it is because I was making a bunch around Christmas for a craft fair. Anyway, she asked for hats, and here they are....

Stay tuned for some finger puppets in the next...whenever I get my lazy ass around to it. bleh.